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2457, humans ressuscite Egyptian mummies

It’s 9 March 2457.

Despite its state-of-the-art soundproofing, an impressed noise is producing in the dome of the planet Earth. The cause : a widespread commotion revealing the great astonishment expressing by humans and reverberated on all AI technology. Humans, humanoids, and so many other virtual species have just received the news of the great discovery of the day via their brain chips and satellites. After centuries of research, scientists have finally discovered a process which permits to resurrect Egyptian mummies. This discovery is all the more welcome at a time when the surface of the exoplanet E158 is completely covered with cryogenic tanks. So many frozen human bodies could finally come back to life ! What a relief it will be to be after all able to return to the biodiversity of millennia ago. Some people with the access key to Satellite 51 embedded in their chip even claim that dNAno, the DNA discovery specialized robot, has harvested a wide range of different DNA from dinosaurs and mammoths. This is worrying, however, when one considers that this scientific discovery is basing on the DNA found by "supra-quantaaminoacidified" processing on mummified burials. A simple procedure preceding the sequencing of DNA, computerized by the ancestral quantum computer. After that, the sequence is injecting into specific stem cells, which are xenobots housing picoprocessors. These cells will then proliferate, multiply and differentiate over time. The scientists were then able to accelerate the growth process by arming the picoprocessors of newly molecules on which the speed of the xenobots' cell cycles depends. Thanks to this, the three most powerful geoscientific institutions are on the verge of reproducing clones of ancient civilizations and species, in order to reintroduce them into our civilization. Would you like to adopt these fascinating organisms? Don't hesitate to place a pre-order via your brain chips ! In a same moment, research to explore ancient living conditions continues. We can already inform you that anyone wishing to adopt an organism from before 2103 will have to wait for us to genetically modify the genomes to adapt their lungs to undioxygened air.

Wishing you all the best !







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